More for the ‘Amusement Park’

Local Humor.  As I stumbled along the street in a daze, a police officer approached me and said, “Sir, have you been drinking tonight?” I looked up at him and said, “Are you meaning to say that there are people in Lafayette who aren’t drinking tonight?”


I was in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8:00 for seniors only.   A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again, but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away. As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, “If you people don’t let me unlock the door, none of you will ever get in to shop.”  
New monthly budget:  Gas $0, Entertainment $0, Clothes $0, Groceries $2,799.
Breaking News:  Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended.  Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating.
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